Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Addendums: Extra Important Info

Addendum A:
OK, check this out. Not long ago I was convinced to become a major partner in a program called Success
University.You may have seen it in the news recently. Success University has become the # 1 most visited
and most successful work-at-home program on the internet. I usually don’t concern myself with non-Rich
Jerk stuff, but this one is legit, so I’m getting in on the action.
And with that in mind, I’m going to ask you to do something that is almost unthinkable from an as*hole like me. I’m going to ask you to donate $2 (two dollars) to a charity called “Feed the Children Why would I do that? Well for one thing, no matter how much I dislike people in general, kids in need of food are no joke. And for another thing, it’s a bribe.
In return for accepting my bribe, you will automatically become enrolled in Success University for FREE
— normally it’s $149 to join. But again, it will be completely FREE for you.
After you’ve joined, you can begin to refer other people to the program for FREE as well, and you will get paid for each person you refer who stays with the program for more than 2 weeks. I guarantee you can make A LOT OF MONEY giving out these FREE memberships. Why? Because every person I refer to the program will automatically be added to YOUR downline. That means you will be making money from every person I refer, not just from the people you refer.Think about that.You know who I am.You know what I am capable of. I don’t half-ass anything. I will be referring THOUSANDS of people to this program, and they will all be UNDER you, and you will get credit for all of them as if you had referred them yourself.That means I’m doing 90% of the work for you.Talk about getting something handed to you on a silver f*cking platter.
In addition, after I’ve let you in through Success University’s back door for FREE, you will learn how a 21 year old HOMELESS KID went on to earn $3 Million Dollars in 27 months with the program.
Using that info, combined with all of my referrals under you, you will quickly be on your way to earning $ 10,000+ every month doing practically nothing. If a HOMELESS KID can do it WITHOUT my help, there is no reason you can’t do it WITH my help.
This opportunity is almost ridiculous. Can you imagine having the Rich Jerk work FOR YOU? I’m already making over $40klmonth with this program after just a few weeks. If you want a piece of that,you need to join the program as my partner and you’ll be on your way.
If it isn’t already obvious, this is the best chance you’ll ever have to partner with a high level internet genius such as myself. Normally I only work with people who do all of the work for me, while I’m on vacation.This time, I’m doing all of the work for you. I’m not playing games here. Money is the bottom line for me, and if you want in on it, this is your chance. I’ve probably already referred another 1 00 people to Success U during the time you’ve been reading this.
Are you going to miss out on the rest? To put this in language you can understand, if you don’t take advantage of this offer, you are f*cking insane. And if that is the case, I don’t want anything to do with you....EVER. Go away and never come back. You are a LOSER and you always will be.
Or get with the program NOW by clicking on the link below and making your $2 donation.Then watch the magic happen. Once you’ve made your first $lOk (probably in a month or two), I give you permission to send me a personal email about how you now worship me like a God. To become my partner now, go here. By the way, if you don’t feel like reading a long sales letter, or listening to a guy talk about the program, go ahead and click on the “14 Day FREE trial offer”link at the top of the page, so you can make your donation and get started immediately.

Addendum B:
If it’s been more than 2 weeks since you bought this guide, and you’ve still done absolutely NOTHING with it, you probably weren’t successful because it actually required some time & effort, and there wasn’t a magic button that automatically deposited funds into your bank account.And now you’re still working at the same old job, aren’t you? What a joke.
One or more of your excuses are probably: not enough time, knowledge, tools, money, experience, etc. But regardless of your lame-ass excuses, isn’t there still something in the back of your head that thinks it’s all still possible?
- Possible for you to tell your boss to kiss your ass.
- Possible for you to have free time.
- Possible for you to have the cars & houses that others only dream of.
I’m so used to success that it’s no big deal for me anymore. But when it’s all just beginning to happen for you, that’s the best time of your life. Especially if you came from nothing, like I did. When you’re self-made, you’re untouchable. Not to mention that shoving your success in the face of any naysayer is just priceless.
So what are you going to do? If you are one of the people that doesn’t just WANT success.. but desperately NEEDS it, and you are willing to do some work for it...I’ve created something new,specifically for you. My new program is designed for people who are still beginners at internet marketing. It’s designed for those who need personal, one-on-one assistance from a genius like me. People who are currently going nowhere. That is why I created the Success Team. This is for people who haven’t gotten sh*t from books, tapes, seminars, or whatever.The Success Team offers you the opportunity to have a Rich Jerk expert like me show you exactly what you need to do. In return I reserve the right to use you as a success story for my future commercials, websites, etc. Sound like a fair deal?
This is NOT a charity event. I’m not going to miss a vacation or two just to help stupid people who aren’t willing to open their eyes, dedicate some time and follow instructions. But for those who do qualify, I will show you how to become successful online with little or NO MONEY OUT OF YOUR POCKET.You will learn

the techniques of experts like me, while we practically hold your hand, and all the while you will be using OPM — Other People’s Money.And we won’t stop coaching you until you are successful. If you are not successful, we can’t use you as a testimonial, so you’d be no use to us.So it’s to our advantage to make sure things work out for you. It’s as simple as that. You are probably saying to yourself,”Sure, I’ll give it a shot.” But it doesn’t work that way. I’m not doing this for just anyone. Participation is a privilege.You need to answer the questions below and tell me why I should select you as one of the candidates who qualify for this. I don’t want to waste my time with a bunch of losers with no hope.This is only for a select group of people.Those who are motivated and willing to follow instructions without bitching & moaning.Those who are interested in possibly hanging out with me on the set of my next commercial as a REAL testimonial. One of the guys I flew in for my last commercial is now making $70,000 per month.Yes, seventy thousand dollars per month, and more than $35k of that is profit. Someone has already offered to buy out his business for over $1 Million Dollars. And he told them NO. Before meeting me, he only made about $40k a year, slaving away, working UNPAID overtime at a regular job. My, how things have changed for him. I hope he went back and spit in his boss’s face.
So that’s it.l’m done here.Time is of the essence.The Success Team only has 15-20 experts, so if you are lazy, annoying or scared, don’t even bother applying.To apply RIGHT NOW to work one-on-one with a RICH JERK expert - click here and fill out the short questionnaire.

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